hitlersbreastmilk:

do not make decisions at 2 am when you are sad

(via merchant-shipss)

  • me: im so tired, i could collapse into bed and sleep for a year..
  • me: gets in bed
  • me: how was earth created
  • me: who made microwaves
  • me: how does the internet even work
  • me: i'm hungry
  • me: feels bad about something i did 4 years ago
  • me: remembers 73 unfinished tasks
  • me: too tired to sleep

blueisforscarvesandboxes:

david-bui:

do you ever just feel so awkward when you buy something and pay in cash and the cashier gives you the change back but you take a few seconds to put the money in your wallet and you can feel the world judging you from afar 

I’m glad it isn’t just me

(Source: casimirpulaskidays, via covocal)

egberts:

i dont understand people who only sleep with one pillow

(via orgasm)

hologrif:

do you ever just get

viciously jealous

about people

like

no

that’s my friend

mine

(Source: dextrgrif, via departured)

urtube:

How long after arriving at someone’s house is it appropriate to ask for the WiFi password?

(via guy)

okaysizedbangtheory:

i hate when people take other people’s glasses and are like ‘you have horrible vision’ like do you take wheelchairs from people and go ‘wow you have shitty legs’

(Source: stevesfriend, via fake-mermaid)

"I’m too busy being yours to fall for somebody new"

Arctic Monkeys (via happiest)

(via cumfort)