stabs:

if you borrow my book and ruin it, i’ll ruin your face

(via hotboyproblems)

guy:

it’s 2014 and having a valid and logical argument with your parents is still “talking back”

(Source: guy, via unlaze)

escruciate:

i have the tendency to forget how to breathe when im close to beating my highscore

(Source: sweatyboob, via orgasm)