fajitastic:

'do it for the vine'

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(via ha-ze)

apricockjam:

I’m very strong, I could fight off maybe 20 snails, 21 on a good day

(Source: cyber-leaf, via asian)

tomathin:

when you accidentally bump into the president

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(via humorking)

scroturn:

i get really offended when someone doesnt sit next to me but im also relieved they didnt sit next to me

(via uhmeliamay)

queerios-and-milk:

I really worry about which selfie my family would put on the news if I ever went missing. 

(via crystallized-teardrops)

hotboysofficial:

when he sends a snapchat…

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…and it’s more than 8 inches

(via forgave)