carnivour:

may the wings of your eyeliner always be even.

(Source: carnivour, via hate)

nedsseveredhead:

I feel so proud when friends tell me their parents like me. Like damn right they do, I am a delight.

(via grantire)

"Rule # 12: Only three types of people tell the truth: kids, drunk people, and anyone who is pissed the fuck off."

Richard Pryor (via bl-ossomed)

(Source: notesfromarmageddon, via sniffin-y0-cupcakes)

tumblr didn’t ruin my life i was already a loser before i joined this website

(via 30tulips)

asian:

*makes up for ugly face with semi-okay personality*

(via unsparks)

instahot:

you know that quiet girl in class?

yeah she goes home and makes fun of you all on tumblr

(via relahvant)